Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

*Doing nothing for your job. 
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walk a mile in these louboutins, what you call that? head over heals  
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the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

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how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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everything personal♡
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Scott is the realest nigga alive.
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i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist
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*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft